1. "My bus this morning was one of those express buses with the reclining, cushy seats—which, to me, is the universe saying, “get comfortable, because the day’s going to be bumpy”. Just then, the universe threw “PUSSAY” spray painted on the side of a building and I thought, “rude and inappropriate—but accurate”."
  2. "My bus this morning was one of those express buses with the reclining, cushy seats—which, to me, is the universe saying, “get comfortable, because the day’s going to bumpy”. Then, I saw “pussay” spray painted on the side of a building and thought that the universe is rude—but straight to the point."
  3. "He tossed my salad like his name Romaine"
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  4. "There’s been a small fruit fly in my office for the past few days. That fly is now in my coffee. Optimism: the fly is now dead."
  5. "I’m feeling judged by the short guy with the Lionel Richie mullet."

About me

It's not a blog. I have a journal. Blogs are for jerks and losers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my young adult novel about a 17 year old cryogenically frozen girl who is hell bent on solving the mystery of her premature thaw, 50 years before her spaceship completes its 3 century long trip to her new home planet, Centauri-Earth.




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Wolves of the Calla
American Gods
The Rules of Attraction
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